by Christopher Derrick
I can’t wait to see Iron Man 2, and only because Iron Man was one of the top five comic book/action films of all-time. Sure, that might not be saying much considering that most comic book-inspired films are bad, barely watchable and rip to shreds to the mythology (can you imagine the producers taking wholesale liberties with the Harry Potter books?
Now Kick-Ass is supposed to be a.. well, kick-ass comic book movie, but it’s kind of easy to see why — skip the fact that Mark Millar is one of the best comic writers over the last decade — because Kick-Ass doesn’t have the “this has franchise potential” scribbled all over it. Which is the case with Batman, Superman, Spiderman, The X-Men, Hulk, Captain America, Wolverine, Thor, Fantastic Four and Green Lantern… conveniently controlled by the major Hollywood studios (with slight exceptions).
The most obvious mistake any producer can make when getting a screenwriter with perhaps a decade of monthly stories to draw from is for a superhero action film is doing the “origin story” as the initial story of the first film in what may or may not be a franchise. When I, and probably 10 million other kids, picked up my first Batman comic book, I didn’t learn how Bruce Wayne became Batman. Maybe after reading 10 or 12 issues and digging in the white boxes at my local comic store to get some back issues, I was able to piece together that the murder of Wayne’s parents put him on a path of revenge that ended up with him becoming The Batman.
What would arguably be the better “starting off point” of comic book film is to start in the middle of some action, where the hero is already the hero and he’s battling a menace. And then have a new powerful villain rise up and
Origins are unimportant. Let me say that again, origins are unimportant, and mainly because they reveal the secret motivation of the character. ANY actor worth his or her salt will tell you that having a secret gives you so much power as a actor, it increases your ability to surprise yourself, your fellow actors and the audience (which includes the director and the writer)… and you cannot under any uncertain terms tell anyone that secret until maybe the end of the film or maybe never.
See, getting it right is all about expertly serving the core concept, and using that great idea that sparked everything as the primary guidepost when ever you might think that you’re getting lost in the overwhelming details (and there are overwhelming details on every project… don’t kid yourself). I mean, think about why you got excited about the idea in the first place? (besides the financial reasons, and if that was the primary reason, then you’ll never get it right… just not possible). Everyone has a story that they love, and
Recent examples of NOT getting it right – the 4th Indiana Jones film, the entire Star Wars prequel trilogy (all the wonder of the first trilogy mythology and the rich universe was sent to a septic tank), Superman Returns, Wolverine, and Fox TV’s The Human Target..
Recent examples of getting it right – J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek; now you might not like the take the creative team had on rebooting the creaky, nearly 40 year old franchise, Another example of getting it right? Casino Royale, starring Daniel Craig. Bond was showing its age when Pierce Bronson took over the early 90s, but he was well past his expiration date by the time Craig took up the 007 moniker (and the Bourne franchise did pimp slap Ian Fleming’s super spy). With Craig in the titular role, it became more of a testosterone charged spy thriller with the sex, physicality and impeccable stunt work that were the hallmarks of the Bond under Sean Connery.
Getting it right, perhaps is just a matter of subjective opinion, but (and this is a HUGE “but”), filmed entertainment is our new religion. We battle and judge and rejoice and bond with people over film and TV the way the Lutherans and the Catholics tussled over subjective interpretation of the (flawed) Gospels! And it’s particularly true in Hollywood creative circles…
INSTRUCTIONS:
POP ART:
If you’re at all into comic books, graphic novels, stories told with pictures then you need to pick up Joshua Dysart‘s re-imagining of The Unknown Soldier, currently being published by DC/Vertigo.

Set in 2002 in war torn Uganda, this version of The Unknown Soldier is a gripping indictment of the African Wars and the way the West has abused the Motherland since “discovering” it back in the days of exploration and exploitation.
The Unknown Soldier comes to life in the form of Ugandan-born/American-raised Dr. Moses, who returns to his homeland of Uganda after 25 years to help heal the pain, and he is caught up in the bloody conflict that still divides the nation.
I started reading the first trade paperback last night, and had to read the whole thing before turning out the lights. It’s compelling, unflinching and dramatically poignant in the way it handles real world politics and history in way that a film like BLOOD DIAMOND could only dream of being.
One of the things I did about Unknown Soldier is the politico-economic story that is told could NOT be as effectively told in any other medium. TV and Film wouldn’t be so unflinching, the producers would cave, and it would have to be at most rated R for distribution purposes… and a prose novel, might not put the images of the slaughter in your face so nearly as well and a photojournalistic essay might have same a similar visual visceral impact as the graphic novel, but the narrative drive and the smart way that Dysart weaves in the history and politics of the region would surely be absent. So the only place to “get it right” is in the comic book/graphic novel format.
Check it out.
BOOKS:
In this day and age of teen vampires and teen werewolves, I try to keep an eye out for the next hot horror aspect aimed at teens and young adults. And I found in Ehrich Van Lowe’s Never Slow Dance With A Zombie.

Van Lowe’s always raised my eyebrow with the variety of writing projects that he’s done and was currently involved with, so when there was a book reading by the author at Book Soup on the Sunset Strip, I had to go book hits the shelves last Fall I put it on my “read this now” list… unfortunately, that’s a long list and I only recently go to it (after the phenomenal Games People Play). It was worth the wait. Van Lowe establishes a new paradigm of horror creature in the teen genre; there’s something that reminds me of “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” in the way the characters accept the arrival of zombies to their high school.
The zombie genre, only a scant 40 years old, is shopworn and exhausted… unless you Get It Right and find a fresh take on it. Van Lowe does that; the high school setting (a staple for horror since the mid 80s, yet not always explored with zombies) gives the characters a level of additional angst and insecurity that is delightful.
FILM & TV:
I’m writing a script for a director right now (it’s poised to go into production in the Fall) that deals with Pacific Islander culture, and I was looking at some the Australian films from the late 70s that introduced the aborigines to world cinema audiences, and I always remember hearing and reading about Peter Weir’s THE LAST WAVE.
So I decided to check it out… well worth the time invested (which is more and more precious these days). Richard Chamberlain gives a powerful and impressive performance in this spiritual supernatural disaster film, and the aborigine culture is handle deftly. Peter Weir has always been a favorite director – Witness, A Year Of Living Dangerously, Master and Commander – so this early effort is worth the inspection.